Donner, Blitzen, Vixen, and Prancer,
Comet and Cupid, Dasher, and Dancer,
But which deer is left out?
Come on, give a shout…
Rudolph! That’s the answer!
Category: Limerick
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Advent 20
There once was a child fast asleep,
While snow fell in drifts soft and deep.
Saint Nick came around,
Not making a sound,
Piled presents in one festive heap!
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Advent 19
There once was a fellow named Nick,
Whose sleigh flew astonishingly quick.
With a laugh and a cheer,
He spread joy every year,
Then vanished from sight, swift and slick.
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Advent 18
At Christmas the lights softly glow,
And carols drift sweetly and slow,
The stockings are hung,
The sleigh bells are rung,
While outside lies glittering snow.
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Advent 16
A bauble so gaudy and bright,
Looked dreadful by day and by night,
Its glitter was cheap,
It’s supposed to be chic!
Yet hung on the tree out of spite.
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Advent 15
A fir tree was decked with delight,
Its baubles all twinkled at night.
It looked tree‑mendous,
So bright and stupendous:
A pun that was perfectly right!
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Advent 14
A choir sang loud in the square,
Their carols rang crisp through the air.
With harmonies bright,
They warmed up the night,
And spread Christmas joy everywhere.
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Advent 12
A skater went gliding with grace,
spun circles all over the place.
She leapt in the air,
With panache and flair,
And landed with snow on her face.
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Advent 11
There is something about mince pies:
They’re actually all in disguise!
With a cloak and a hat,
They whisper and chat:
Their real name: mince spies
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Advent 10
A reindeer who’d never been kissed,
Said, “Mistletoe’s not to be missed!”
He puckered with glee,
At Mrs. Claus, you see
Now he’s been crossed off the list…