Category: Silly

There once was a worker dismayed,

By thoughts of the job he had stayed.

With holidays done,

And alarms yet to run,

He wished working days could be delayed.

There once was a game called Monopoly,

That soured most moods rather thoroughly.

When Monopoly’s out,

There’s no room for doubt:

Someone storms off dramatically.

Now the days are hard to name,

Tuesday and Sunday feel the same.

With leftovers and cheer,

Days vanished until new year:

Let us enjoy ourselves without shame!

There once was an Advent so neat,

With limericks served up as a treat.

Each day had its rhyme,

Till the last bell did chime,

And the calendar ended: complete!

There once was a walk that was planned,

To balance the feast close at hand.

But Boxing Day treats,

And leftover meats,

Made sitting seem much more well-planned.

There once was a child born one night,

In a stable both humble and slight.

With shepherds nearby,

And a star in the sky,

He brought hope to the world with His light.

Donner, Blitzen, Vixen, and Prancer,

Comet and Cupid, Dasher, and Dancer,

But which deer is left out?

Come on, give a shout…

Rudolph! That’s the answer!

There once was a fellow named Nick,

Whose sleigh flew astonishingly quick.

With a laugh and a cheer,

He spread joy every year,

Then vanished from sight, swift and slick.

A bauble so gaudy and bright,

Looked dreadful by day and by night,

Its glitter was cheap,

It’s supposed to be chic!

Yet hung on the tree out of spite.