My Bluetooth speaker won’t pair,
It pretends that my phone isn’t there.
It hums and it bleeps,
Then silently sleeps,
with no ‘connection fanfare’.
My Bluetooth speaker won’t pair,
It pretends that my phone isn’t there.
It hums and it bleeps,
Then silently sleeps,
with no ‘connection fanfare’.
In an abbey where monks chanted low,
One brother sang Alto for show.
He sang his plainchant,
With a piercing descant
Till the friar cried, “Brother —no!”